Wednesday May 5 @ 12:49amit’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
- normal people: boy/girl problems
- me: wifi connection problems
I scored 2 job interviews.
Oh yes. I’m ready to quit the hell hole now.
Tuesday May 5 @ 03:14pm
Tuesday May 5 @ 12:24pmNever not reblog the president holding a lightsaber.
Master Obama, Jedi Knight.
We have the coolest President ever.
Meanwhile, in England…
I had to walk around with a backpack that had 70 lbs worth of shit in it.
Thank god I prepared myself by going to the gym or else I probably would have died.
Tuesday May 5 @ 12:14pm